Wednesday, December 26, 2007

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"At the ball, masked ball at hohe Höhe"


Christmas is the best time to cross the length and breadth of France. Hundreds of miles to eat in his hometown with a plate full of cream, a log with cream too, and finish on a coffee and a whole box of chocolates, all washed down with wines widely in all colors . And it is the heart and stomach that heavy going home, because we must be part of that France is moving forward. Now I, to advance this time, I took the train.
Yesterday, I love this train, I was not happy. Normally, I am delighted to travel by train. I therefore welcome the order of the ticket that I order on the internet for the impression of being the Man of the twenty-first century. I look forward even when I remove this entry to self-service kiosk where I seem to dominate the world of technology (so good, there are the fantasies we can). I look forward to walking with rapid steps towards my dock, because it makes traveling nobody knows I'm going to Bar-sur-Seine and not New York. I look forward even when I sit in the easy chair by gauging those who will be my traveling companions, they are anonymous, but I love them anyway. And finally I am glad those few hours I'll be nice and slowly, away from the world, where I have the choice between reading and sleeping, a simple kind of paradise.
But yesterday it was closer to hell than paradise, because of these technologies-even as I admired a few lines above. Technology is good when it is used intelligently and politely, but when there is neither one nor the other, it becomes unbearable. Regarding intelligence, I would like to know what happened in the mind of the guy who decided we could play music with his mobile phone. It is said that there is no Nobel Prize for mathematics because Mrs. Nobel was close friends with a mathematician, and it annoyed him very much Mr. Nobel. I wonder if this is not the same thing with this man who had this crazy idea to install a mini speaker on a phone, thinking perhaps that would ban completely the music and musicians in recent years, How Machiavellian plan. In addition, there is no technological marvel in this, it's just a bad speaker installed on a machine, no technical skill to admire.
brings me to my second point: the politeness. How can we not think for one moment that it may disturb someone to spend in a car zouk Coral? At first, it lends an ear, you say "no, they did not even decide when to listen to music here?". If so, they decided. It takes full five minutes or thirty seconds of our ability to pay, and then lists the solutions to two: one I get up and ask them politely and firmly to stop it immediately, it is courageous and teaching, perhaps they will think next time, two I take my bag, my book and my jacket and I'm going to settle down side is selfish and a bit loose. I finally chose the latter, and I'm not proud. I should learn it a bit to open my mouth from time to time.

Friday, December 21, 2007

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I did not even told my first day with the trolls of 3 years. I was warned: "You see, they are alive."
I told myself, worry, I'm 1.82 m, so in the worst case happen to me the greatest knee. In addition, there have evolved a number of years, almost as many years that they will need to moult their turn finally to the case of boys. In short, I had staked everything on a factor, a single factor unstoppable: I will impress them. Ben
in fact, it did not work, but then not at all. I mimicked black anger, which is located just before the physical violence, well, "rin to fucks". You can yell all you want, or I smile at you, or I look away, or I quietly continues to do what I did.
What I underestimated was the number. Obviously, 26 x 80 cm, it's more than 1.80 m. Obviously, 26 screams of kids, it makes only one adult voice, even a big voice that mimics the anger really well. And the worst thing they did not even consult, they do everything in improv, that's their weapon. I had prepared activities
crazy, that one ended with a reproduction of a Picasso pastel which I was generously offered by one of them, I already had a tear in his eye what a beautiful job, the other by a human pyramid with one or two flips if I had time to teach them. I did not even manage the first to make them stay together at the table more than 3 minutes (yes, the time you catch one that goes, the others fled, it was a diversion and I fell in), and the second to have the silence to utter the word "pyramid". At one point they were all sitting in the gym for at least 20 seconds, and it started from all sides. I watched with anxiety the situation get away quickly, so I grabbed a tambourine to strike as hard as possible, make noise, listen to me now, but I did not know was that in the previous Instits even tambourine was the starting signal the race in all directions, shouting loudly. Solitude Solitude ....